I’d eat it. And i think the maths off on the “3000” calories
RedditBlowsHarder
What was the point of partitioning everything?
mr_munchers
Taco night at white peoples house be like
cervezaqueso
aliendude5300
This looks like way way more than 3,000 calories
Thispersonthisperson
try 10000 calories
Physical-Flatworm452
I have an idea. Why not adding a little more cheese?
baseballbear
7 layer boyslop
Boring_Inflation1494
Are those cat/dog fur on his shirt?
gbroon
Cooked in an actual sensible way this could combine to something decent.
Being cooked by an idiot looking for content though turns it into some sort of abomination that deserves the application of electrodes to that guy’s nuts
Minute_Engineer2355
This is a bit more than 3000 calories.
VizualAbstract4
Are people that fucking lazy they can’t mix something before cooking it?
Veritas_Vanitatum
Low-Car-6331
If that entire thing is only 3000 calories, that would honestly be impressive.
democracy_lover66
My notes:
1. Baking cilantro is utterly useless. It’s a fresh topping to apply after cooking is done. Cooked cilantro tastes like nothing.
2. If you had left it with the cheese on top undisturbed, and planned a bit better with the refried beans…this would make for a delicious cheesy 5 layer dip idea… Would recommend that instead of blending it all to create a chunky soft poo texture.
3. I don’t know why you’re baking the sour cream and pico de Gallo. These are fresh toppings that should be added after cooking that are best served cold.
Other than that, this would make a pretty rockin spread at a potluck. I’ll give a 7/10 for the concept, 3/10 for execution.
Tatanka808
Biggest issue is baking sour cream. Why TF would you do that?
Also, dude needs to invest in a hotel pan.
There’s more but that are my first two takes
Queasy-Grand3800
3,000 calories in one tray? That’s it? Try my one million calories!
guitarisgod
Genuinely one of the stupidest things I’ve ever seen
Looks absolutely disgusting
ErectTubesock
These dump style meals are the worst thing to ever happen to internet cooking videos.
Polenicus
“Dad, can we have tacos tonight?”
“No, sweetie, Daddy needs all the ingredients to make TikTok angry honey. Go eat your granola bar.”
“But that’s all we’ve had for *days!* Can’t we at least eat that when you’re done?”
“No sweetie, this is for the memes, and memes demand sacrifices. Just because you’re hungry doesn’t mean I can afford to just stop ruining food!”
butt_snot
When the cream cheese came out i knew he was white
Source: im white
Cerebral_Overload
*30,000
earthtobobby
Cream cheese? Baked cilantro, sour cream and pico? wtf?
ronnietea
Moves salsa off the cheese with his finger to stir it up into one shit pile at the end.
TaliesinGwion
I’ll never stop saying: these “recipes” aren’t about using basic ingredients to create food, they’re about assembling processed food together to overwhelm you with a mix of tastes that mostly end up getting drowned out by tons of bad quality cheese. I LOVE the ton of grated cheese also evenly spread on top of the blocks of mix cheese. It’s pure cheeseception.
But hey: the cilantro is organic.
Ooze3d
“I learned this in Mexico!”
Unusual_Astronaut_95
Oh so that’s how you make diarrhea.
boharat
That’s a hell of a lot more than 3,000 calories. If only that was 3,000 calories, what a world it would be
Paleodraco
The food itself isnt stupid. Better seasoning and preparation and this would be an awesome dip to take to a potluck.
I know it’s rage bait, because nobody is that fucking inept to not know you need to mix this shit.
Loud-Hospital5773
Dog food
MaximumNice39
Bean dip for a large party.
I would have done more sour cream and skipped the cream cheese but to each his own.
iv3s72
Wtf is this shit?
ScoreCorrect9607
Looks like dog shit with cheese on top
maxeeeezy
The hair on his shirt.
LovelyLucyXoXo420
Its videoslike these that makes me realize I’m not that dumb
DMercenary
The concept I dont oppose(This is essentially a dip) but what the fuck you just a can of refried and just… bake it like that? Rage bait this is rage bait
OutsideHandle7300
Wow it looks like vomit!
I don’t get these one pan disgusting dishes people make.
My gallstones are crying just looking at this.
Pretty-Reading8827
I ain’t worried about the calories. I’m worried about all the pet hair on the front of his shirt.
TodlicheLektion
what is wrong with people?
gargara_s_hui
Obvious rage-bait is obvious.
katapiller_2000
beemer-dreamer
If it was prepared like a real casserole instead of a TikTok video, it might have worked out well.
horses_in_the_sky
Stop posting ragebait for the love of fuck No one is going to eat this or make it
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The ‘trap lite’ beats lol
I’d eat it. And i think the maths off on the “3000” calories
What was the point of partitioning everything?
Taco night at white peoples house be like
This looks like way way more than 3,000 calories
try 10000 calories
I have an idea. Why not adding a little more cheese?
7 layer boyslop
Are those cat/dog fur on his shirt?
Cooked in an actual sensible way this could combine to something decent.
Being cooked by an idiot looking for content though turns it into some sort of abomination that deserves the application of electrodes to that guy’s nuts
This is a bit more than 3000 calories.
Are people that fucking lazy they can’t mix something before cooking it?
If that entire thing is only 3000 calories, that would honestly be impressive.
My notes:
1. Baking cilantro is utterly useless. It’s a fresh topping to apply after cooking is done. Cooked cilantro tastes like nothing.
2. If you had left it with the cheese on top undisturbed, and planned a bit better with the refried beans…this would make for a delicious cheesy 5 layer dip idea… Would recommend that instead of blending it all to create a chunky soft poo texture.
3. I don’t know why you’re baking the sour cream and pico de Gallo. These are fresh toppings that should be added after cooking that are best served cold.
Other than that, this would make a pretty rockin spread at a potluck. I’ll give a 7/10 for the concept, 3/10 for execution.
Biggest issue is baking sour cream. Why TF would you do that?
Also, dude needs to invest in a hotel pan.
There’s more but that are my first two takes
3,000 calories in one tray? That’s it? Try my one million calories!
Genuinely one of the stupidest things I’ve ever seen
Looks absolutely disgusting
These dump style meals are the worst thing to ever happen to internet cooking videos.
“Dad, can we have tacos tonight?”
“No, sweetie, Daddy needs all the ingredients to make TikTok angry honey. Go eat your granola bar.”
“But that’s all we’ve had for *days!* Can’t we at least eat that when you’re done?”
“No sweetie, this is for the memes, and memes demand sacrifices. Just because you’re hungry doesn’t mean I can afford to just stop ruining food!”
When the cream cheese came out i knew he was white
Source: im white
*30,000
Cream cheese? Baked cilantro, sour cream and pico? wtf?
Moves salsa off the cheese with his finger to stir it up into one shit pile at the end.
I’ll never stop saying: these “recipes” aren’t about using basic ingredients to create food, they’re about assembling processed food together to overwhelm you with a mix of tastes that mostly end up getting drowned out by tons of bad quality cheese. I LOVE the ton of grated cheese also evenly spread on top of the blocks of mix cheese. It’s pure cheeseception.
But hey: the cilantro is organic.
“I learned this in Mexico!”
Oh so that’s how you make diarrhea.
That’s a hell of a lot more than 3,000 calories. If only that was 3,000 calories, what a world it would be
The food itself isnt stupid. Better seasoning and preparation and this would be an awesome dip to take to a potluck.
I know it’s rage bait, because nobody is that fucking inept to not know you need to mix this shit.
Dog food
Bean dip for a large party.
I would have done more sour cream and skipped the cream cheese but to each his own.
Wtf is this shit?
Looks like dog shit with cheese on top
The hair on his shirt.
Its videoslike these that makes me realize I’m not that dumb
The concept I dont oppose(This is essentially a dip) but what the fuck you just a can of refried and just… bake it like that? Rage bait this is rage bait
Wow it looks like vomit!
I don’t get these one pan disgusting dishes people make.
My gallstones are crying just looking at this.
I ain’t worried about the calories. I’m worried about all the pet hair on the front of his shirt.
what is wrong with people?
Obvious rage-bait is obvious.
If it was prepared like a real casserole instead of a TikTok video, it might have worked out well.
Stop posting ragebait for the love of fuck
No one is going to eat this or make it
I swear I come on this sub just to get angry
I’m shitting myself watching this
wtf is that tower of Alpo?